March 2012
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
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When someone catches you in a lie:
niknak79:
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“She’s like smoke. You think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach...”
– Ryu Murakami (via peignezlenoir)
Watchbestnatesmithever:
collegehumor:
Celebs React to Billy Crystal Bombing
Why the Oscars broadcast didn’t cut to the crowd that much…nobody was laughing.
